if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.
I’m going to have to lean more towards the witchcraft.
(Source: finalellipsis)
Please consider a reblog— this could save a life
Human transmutation Circle.
Please reblog, this could save a limb.
or your brother
wont bring back your mom though
This post got so much better omg
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
a-hobbit-timelord-in-ravenclaw:
he’s quite the charmer if i may say so myself :’)
But don’t you think he’s a little too old for you?
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly




